May 30, 2012


humansofnewyork:

Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

humansofnewyork:

Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

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broriarty:

plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed

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Via I want the fire back

I had a dream my life would be 
so different from this hell I’m living
so different now from what it seems
now life has killed the dream I dreamed

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humansofnewyork:

“I always ask couples what their favorite things about each other are…” “Well we aren’t a couple. We’re just friends. I’m helping him walk.” “Oh, um…..” “But we can still answer. I love his honesty.” “And she’s my favorite person to have next to me.”

humansofnewyork:

“I always ask couples what their favorite things about each other are…”
“Well we aren’t a couple. We’re just friends. I’m helping him walk.”
“Oh, um…..”
“But we can still answer. I love his honesty.”
“And she’s my favorite person to have next to me.”

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May 29, 2012


Oh my lord. That was fucking beautiful. WHY DID THEY CUT IT. HE WOULD HAVE SAID YES. AH.

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